Thursday, April 24, 2008

expired milk and it's side effects.

this is an interesting story i must tell you,
nam and i have a gallon of milk at our house, it expired on april 16th. nam and i had LOTS of ceral on the 18th, and we really really wanted to eat it, so we decide to smell the milk and taste it (it's said that you can drink the milk until a week AFTER the expiration date), it tasted great because it satisfied what we were craving. anyway.. we ate all the ceral that day.

last night was the 23rd--exactly ONE WEEK after the expiration date. and nam wanted cereal again.. we had another box of cereal in the pantry, so nam pours the cereal in the bowl, remembering we could potentially have bad milk in the fridge, he grabs it. we smell it, and taste it. STILL VERY GOOD. so we have this fatty ass bowl of cereal together. we're satisfied, but we see this commerical for oreos, so OF COURSE i say "NAMMMM.. can we get oreos?! we need to finish the milk anyway" so we walk to the corner store. i get my oreos and nam contemplates whether or not we should get new milk, but then we're like "nahhh there's more milk anyway (still refering to the milk with the april 16th expiration date)".. we walk home with our oreos. nam goes upstairs to get me a glass of our awesome milk... but we end up not drinking it for awhile. nam and i were watching reba =].. nam feels bad for the warm milk so he CHUGS the thing.

we go to the library.. on the way back, i feel my stomach feeling weird..well it was mostly that area right below your sternum. i didn't say anything because i thought it'd go away. we got home and nam's mom made some BOMMBBB seafood soup, and i haven't eatten anything since earlier that day (apart from our big bowl of cereal).. then i hear nam go "i feel like i have heartburn"...secretly, i'm like "ME TOO!"..but nam starts feeling worse.. like heartburn plus stomach ache kind of paining. and they're striking..THEN IT STARTS HAPPENING TO ME. omg. we're at the table, dying. so we decide to drink some 7up. nothin. so we decide to do the best thing possible--pooing. nam goes upstairs where he usually does his business and i go downstairs where i usually do my business. (sorry if this is gross, it really isnt).. we're at our designated bathrooms for like 20 minutes..NOTHIN. he comes downstairs.. and we lay down because we're in PAIN..

we wanna die at this point, or throw up or something. nam and i close our eyes so we don't think about it. and we sleep... at 930 PM!!

woke up feeling great.
i wanted yogurt at school today...but no diary products for me today.

damn you expired milk. and DAMN NAM for your idea to drink it.

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